Gameplay: Clunky deceptive hitboxes, you have one attack to use, unclear controls, and it gets repetitive quickly. The only replay value this game has is the last stage, which puts you against a wave of never ending enemies. For the entire game it was unclear how to struggle out of enemy grapples and for whatever reason there was no damage taken when they collided resulting in me needing to beat the game without being hit. I’m unsure if this is an English patch problem, me not realizing a command to escape grapples, or maybe I installed the game incorrectly either way it made the game frustrating.

Sound Design: Charmingly tacky and reminiscent of sentai shows, but for the most part the sounds comes out as grainy and prone to clipping. The moans sound like he recorded his mom falling down a flight of stairs, so all the tacky charm is likely accidental.

Story: You need to save the professor, but the enemies are acting oddly lustful. Despite fear of having her cherry popped the pink honey ranger, her sense of duty prevails and she goes out to rescue the professor.

Hentai Scenes: Too few and there’s no accounting for taste but the pink honey ranger looks like a pair of thighs walking on calf high stilts and her stomach looks like a partially formed clay sculpture. The CGs are pretty good in comparison to the in-game grapple animations, to get them it depends on what mob you lose to on the final level.