Crazy House

Welcome to Crazy House

A pixel-art comedy for grown-ups about one lazy Saturday, sixteen chores and a very judgmental pig.

It's Saturday morning on Maple Lane. A wife and her husband have the whole day together, the house is a mess and the to-do list is long. You play her: scrub the tub, fold the laundry, cook dinner and flush the guest toilet, each one a quick, silly mini-game.

He has other plans. He wanders the house looking for you, and if he catches you mid-chore, the chores can wait. Lure him off with a slap, hide behind the furniture, or knock him out cold with a frying pan. Get enough done and she'll invite him over herself. So who wins this morning: the to-do list... or the husband?

16 chores, 16 mini-games. WarioWare-style, two or three quick steps each, graded Perfect, Good or OK.

Two ways to spend Saturday. Free Play has no clock: the house waits while you work, and the TV, the Switch and the Steam Deck are all yours. Challenge is a five-minute rush before the family comes over, on Easy, Normal or Hard, plus the endless Family Dinner.

A new house every day. The Daily House is the same for everyone, and you can swap house codes with friends.

Her mood against his patience. Chores fill her mood until she asks him on a date. Get caught and he gets his way.

A house that lives. The light follows your real clock, the pig has opinions, and the couple talk back.

Leaderboards for every mode, and achievements to chase.

Plays in your browser with keyboard and mouse, an Xbox, PlayStation or Switch pad, or touch on a phone.

Scrub the ring, rinse the suds, brush the bowl, plunge to the beat, flush on time. Then fold the laundry, iron the shirts, light the fire, cook dinner and sort the mail. Every room has its jobs, and every job has its own little game.

Three whole games hide inside the house. She plays, and he backseats from the armchair.

NINJA NIGHT, on the living-room TV

A twin-stick ninja adventure. Play nine story chapters through the village and beyond, or Survival: endless waves, towers to build and a sleeping pig to protect.

RUIN RUNNER, on the Switch

Fight Shaia down five floors of an old ruin, past skeletons, rolling barrels and a warden on every floor, with campfires to save at.

TINY TENANTS, on the Steam Deck

A pocket landlord sim. Move tenants in, keep them fed and happy, collect the rent and build up to six floors. She plays it on the toilet. Don't knock.

16 outfit sets for her and him, from Lace & Garters to Vegas Night.

Hair colors, skin tones and a new coat for the pig.

Voices for both of them.

New love positions as your stars add up, and a gallery to replay every scene.

20 pin-ups hidden around the house, and a pile of achievements.

Prompts follow whatever you touched last. On a phone, on-screen controls appear by themselves.

Crazy House is for adults only (18+). Everyone in it is a consenting adult.

Cartoon nudity throughout: the couple spend Saturday as nature intended, outfits optional.

Pixel-art sex scenes: dates you earn and catches you don't.

Unlockable positions and a scene gallery.

Crude humor, innuendo and pin-up posters.

Crazy House is in active development at Apple Core Studio. If you're having fun, back us on Patreon, or join the Discord to report bugs and vote on what comes next.

Credits

Made by Apple Core Studio. Character Art assets by Klajksf (klajksf.itch.io), CC BY 4.0, modified. House graphics created by Penzilla Design. Town: Buildings mini pack by kill4spika. Pixel Food by Ghostpixxells. Cooknight. Seoul mini packs. Pixel Icons by Styloo. Weapons by domin-dev. NINJA NIGHT: Ninja Adventure by Pixel-boy & AAA (CC0). RUIN RUNNER: Shaia by picopico256. TINY TENANTS: Pixel Spaces and Pixel Platter by Netherzapdos, Pipoya Popup Emotes, Gamepads and Controllers by Craftpix. Button prompts: Controllers & Keyboard by Vryell. Social icons: Pixel Fantasy by Caz Wolf. Music: Polyshade's Chiptunes, Ninja Adventure. Sounds: JDSherbert (Pixel UI and Ultimate UI SFX), 200+ Free RPG Sounds by Clutch Assets, Dialogue Blips Free by heyheythere (CC BY 4.0), Freesound (CC0): The_power_of_sound, SharinSharon. Voices: Super Dialogue Audio Pack v1 by Dillon Becker (CC BY 4.0), filtered.

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